What's His Problem???

I'm Johnny Cash!:)

Haha..it's huge!!! Yeah...you think I'd be used to that!:) World records is 7 minutes. No way I could eat either in that time. I put the dollar bill in ..Eh...from a movie eh...:)

chuckdeass

OK...so I never seen a full episode of "Friends" before...Japhan has 'em all on DVD. I was too busy with world politics, wars and Apocolpse..this shit is funny as hell!!!! Hahaha...I missed out! I have'nt showered in 3 days!! I can't stop!! I can't sleep..eat...work....

"What are they feeding you?..."

So this bird hung out on my window. It's sunny and 85 but, looks like winter huh?

It's WARM!!! It's Sunny!!! Yeeeaaayyyyy!!!!!

Whoa...I met a few girls, very few, that took my breath away, I just got the wind knocked outta me! She's from Moldova and her name is Julia. I NEVER met a girl like this.:) I'm speechless. I'm pretty slick with the Ladies but, I actually had to leave before I said some thing stupid! Hahaha...(Chuck Move), I do stupid shit sometimes...go figure. I've been starring at her for 3 weeks and did NOTHING!!! Hahaha.. I jsut sat her down and talked to her, she's amazing!!! Having lunch tommorow and hopefully dinner too. I'm leaving back to St. Thomas Wed...got to do something quick to steal her heart!:)

Please wish me Luck!!!

Well..If I gotta do it..I want it to be with someone I love.:)

Hahaha...THIS SUCKS!!!!!

I got a luxry Suite, open Charge, I'm on a beatiful Tropical Island and I can't find one girl between 18 and 80 to spend it with!!!! Hahaha..only bad part about wackin off on Valentines Day is I can't brag about it to my friends tommorow.....

"O.K....I got home from the bar, I was alone...Hey...I didn't think anything was gonna happen either....I turned down the lights...and I was all over myself!!! Hahaha...I had myself on the Balcony, on the Stairs...bent over...I AM THE BEST I EVER HAD!!!!"

Hahaha..this blows Monkey Nuts!!!!

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I'm not really spankin it to Alisa Videos..not yet anyway..there's always hope! However, those are the next best thing.:)

Mnnn.....Just ran across this:) Ran me over actually!:) Hahaha...So what??? I said it!:)

Does a Gif File do the "Dance Hall Booggie" and shake , Rattle and Roll in a file somepalce in my hard drive when I'm not looooooookin' at it??? DOSE IT?????HUH???!!!! Hahhahahaha!!!!!!:)

It's so good to see her again.:)

Last couple:

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Peek at the work so far...last 2 pics.

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The last 2 pics from St.John.:)

Pretty nice of Chew!!:) You be right...don't cha know..


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I will not walk the path...I will dance on it!:)

Hahaha...how the hell am I supposed to grow up??? I'm 42 and been living on tropical islands for the last 8 years!!! There's nothing to do but work my ass off and party my ass off!!! I gotta make a life decision here. They are sending me from the Caribe back to my islands in Florida for a couple of weeks and then back to St.Thomas. I'm thinking of making a run for it!!! Get back to the States, quit my job and run like hell!!! I'm never gonna make it, Hawaii in next after that. Aren't I supposed to have a wife and kids by now??? WHAT BOOK DID I FORGET TO READ???? I'M A TOTAL FUCK UP!!!!:)

Hey, I never forgot about you. You're there with me everyday, just like my hands, my head and my heart. I could no more be without you than I could breathe without air. I'm always with you, always.

Hahaha.. man, the weather is UNBELIEVABLE!! I'm headed out with my girl and some friends to a boat show. I moved too a couple weeks ago. Here's my new view.:)

Man..I got in a fight last night. I went to this bar were they make the best cheeseburgers on the Island. It was 2:30 am and I was hungry! I ran into some friends and we partied for a couple hours and I left my burger on the bar. I walked home, (I hate driving when I'm partying and it's 3 minute walk down hill to but uphill back), and I got home and realized I left my burger. Shit! I'm not going back because it's up hill goin home. "Damn....that'd be a good breakfast tommorow....".. So at 4:00 in the mornin I'm walkin back to get my damn burger. I get there and the Chef, (Whom I just met an hour ago and discusssed Restaurant Management with) is sitting at the bar and eating my Cheese burger!!! He hands whats left of it to me; "I only took a couple of bites". I went off! He's like "you left it here!" I said "Bitch, do I look like I need a fucking half eatin cheese burger??!!" He said "You call me a bitch.. mother#xx#??" So it took a couple guys to tear us off and now, I'm barred! What the hell am I gonna eat now?

I shoulda just stayed home and made a sammich.:(

Just think of it; two grown men beating the crap out of each other for the Mobs enjoyment, Winner takes All! WoooHooo! You got strength, disipline, training, desire and...luck. Too bad sword fighting is outta style in war.

Every man had a chance, a chance to be equal or better if he knew the sword....

You can owe me the Nickle.

So, tell me why "YOU" think he dumped you.

Tell me about That Girl at work....

Ask me why she won't do...that ..thing..you like.

Ask me about that guy you really hate/love.

I met a really sweet girl, she doesn't ask about my past. Can't let it all go down the drain. Some of the shit I went through must be useful to someone.:)

Money Back if not satisfied.:)

That's a Promise!