What's His Problem???

I'm Johnny Cash!:)

Haha..it's huge!!! Yeah...you think I'd be used to that!:) World records is 7 minutes. No way I could eat either in that time. I put the dollar bill in ..Eh...from a movie eh...:)

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OK...so I never seen a full episode of "Friends" before...Japhan has 'em all on DVD. I was too busy with world politics, wars and Apocolpse..this shit is funny as hell!!!! Hahaha...I missed out! I have'nt showered in 3 days!! I can't stop!! I can't sleep..eat...work....

"What are they feeding you?..."

So this bird hung out on my window. It's sunny and 85 but, looks like winter huh?

It's WARM!!! It's Sunny!!! Yeeeaaayyyyy!!!!!

Whoa...I met a few girls, very few, that took my breath away, I just got the wind knocked outta me! She's from Moldova and her name is Julia. I NEVER met a girl like this.:) I'm speechless. I'm pretty slick with the Ladies but, I actually had to leave before I said some thing stupid! Hahaha...(Chuck Move), I do stupid shit sometimes...go figure. I've been starring at her for 3 weeks and did NOTHING!!! Hahaha.. I jsut sat her down and talked to her, she's amazing!!! Having lunch tommorow and hopefully dinner too. I'm leaving back to St. Thomas Wed...got to do something quick to steal her heart!:)

Please wish me Luck!!!

Well..If I gotta do it..I want it to be with someone I love.:)

Hahaha...THIS SUCKS!!!!!

I got a luxry Suite, open Charge, I'm on a beatiful Tropical Island and I can't find one girl between 18 and 80 to spend it with!!!! Hahaha..only bad part about wackin off on Valentines Day is I can't brag about it to my friends tommorow.....

"O.K....I got home from the bar, I was alone...Hey...I didn't think anything was gonna happen either....I turned down the lights...and I was all over myself!!! Hahaha...I had myself on the Balcony, on the Stairs...bent over...I AM THE BEST I EVER HAD!!!!"

Hahaha..this blows Monkey Nuts!!!!

http://pics.livejournal.com/chuckdeass/gallery/00006h41?page=6

I'm not really spankin it to Alisa Videos..not yet anyway..there's always hope! However, those are the next best thing.:)

Mnnn.....Just ran across this:) Ran me over actually!:) Hahaha...So what??? I said it!:)

Does a Gif File do the "Dance Hall Booggie" and shake , Rattle and Roll in a file somepalce in my hard drive when I'm not looooooookin' at it??? DOSE IT?????HUH???!!!! Hahhahahaha!!!!!!:)